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Is Porn Dead? 5/14/2013 Although the Porn industry was closing on being a 20 billion dollar business, the Internet has made it so that anyone can find free porn, just about anywhere, anytime of any fetish, kink or fancy you 0 Comments, 39 Views, 0 Votes | |
Mad Men...Smoke, Drink, Fuck 5/7/2013 It's been almost three years since I've written anything on this site, so be gentle. I just want to mention one of my favorite TV shows, Mad Men, which the total premise of the show is smoking, drink 0 Comments, 28 Views, 0 Votes | |
New Definitions 7/30/2010 Hopefully you know what a Dirty Sanchez is. If not, get off this site now! Here are more fun times and titles of those events The Rodeo - Fucking her from behind and calling out her sister's 0 Comments, 50 Views, 0 Votes | |
I'm Bringing Sexy Back...I Shaved My Nuts 7/15/2010 Nothing like a 99 cent razor and a light touch on the nut sack to make a man feel whole again. There's those avacados hiding under the pubes pineing to be clean and mean. I know there are th 0 Comments, 32 Views, 0 Votes | |
MILFS....Why I Love em 5/22/2006 A 22 year old woman wearing low rise jeans, a tat on the arch of her back and high heel sandals is definelty hot...But then you have to have conversation with them...and here's where age difference 0 Comments, 107 Views, 0 Votes | |
Tips On Webcamming 1/23/2006 I've watched a number of webcams of women on One Night Stand Girls and they all break down in to a few categories as follows: <br> The Soft Light or No Light Cam - This is where you can't see a fucking thin 0 Comments, 165 Views, 0 Votes | |
My Space (Or How to Infect your PC with Spyware) 1/23/2006 A bunch of folks at work have jumped on the "myspace.com" wagon and of course like a lemming so have I. It's kinda like the Maxim version of One Night Stand Girls with no titty or gash shots and just people bloggin 0 Comments, 93 Views, 0 Votes | |
New Ideas for Handles 7/6/2005 It seems the handles like "luv 69" or "kinky little slut" and "hung like king kong" are already taken. So if you're looking for a new handle, here are some ideas...Let's take cartoon characters f 0 Comments, 51 Views, 0 Votes | |
Women love...Tony Soprano 6/30/2005 David Chase is a genius...He's the creator and producer of the TV show, "The Sopranos, " and hands down it's the best television show there is to date. The characters are well crafted, the story l 0 Comments, 47 Views, 0 Votes | |
Too Many Metrosexuals...Not enough Grown Ass Men 6/17/2005 Anytime I post an article, I always get one or two "sensitive" men who disagree with my comments and want to set me straight, that "you're wrong" and "it's their right"...I always seem to hear a li 0 Comments, 105 Views, 0 Votes | |
A Short Fairy Tale 6/10/2005 A man asked a woman to marry him and she told him "no". The man went on to live happily ever after...Thank you...I'll be here all week and tip your waitresses please! 0 Comments, 75 Views, 0 Votes | |
Why Even Post? 6/8/2005 I just read an article from a woman in Spartanburg, S.C. who had so many exceptions that I thought why the hell did you even post?...No younger than 35 but no older than 55, better not have had gr 0 Comments, 293 Views, 0 Votes | |
What's A Good Color For A Cock Ring? 3/1/2005 I was at my local adult store not long ago, actually picking out lingerie for the woman I've been seeing. Nothing like a body stocking to get my blood boiling...While searching for lingerie, I fou 0 Comments, 54 Views, 0 Votes | |
If A Porn Star Grabs Your Cock....Smile! 2/21/2005 I sold radio for a rock station back some years ago and we had the fortune of every porn star coming to our station to be interviewed and plug their latest video. But one in particular will always 0 Comments, 119 Views, 0 Votes | |
Cupid Draw Back Your Bow...You Fat Ass 2/16/2005 And they wonder why I drink. This Valentine's, instead of spending it going out to dinner, having a few drinks and maybe getting lucky, I spent mine in boxer shorts, a wifebeater shirt and cowboy b 0 Comments, 73 Views, 0 Votes | |
Your Pornstar Name 2/12/2005 You may have heard of this...but's it's kinda funny and pretty damn accurate. If you'd like to know what your pornstar name would be if you chose that profession, take your first pet's name and th 0 Comments, 83 Views, 0 Votes | |
They Say The Camera Adds Twenty Pounds(Or Fun With Your Webcam) 2/12/2005 I just recently purchased a webcam. After my purchase I had buyer's reluctance. I thought what the hell am I going to use this for? Get on One Night Stand Girls and show myself jacking off to "The Simple Life?" F 0 Comments, 49 Views, 0 Votes | |
Learn From The Master...Barry White 2/6/2005 Although composer, singer-songwriter, Barry White has passed on, his music will live on for generations. Just how many women have had an orgasm with Barry White in the background? Thousands?...pos 0 Comments, 57 Views, 0 Votes | |
Am I Too Old For A Hedonism Vacation? 2/5/2005 "Sorry sir, but the pilots making their last approach to the airport are saying they're being blinded by your white ass. Would you mind covering up please?" I'm afraid that's what would happen to 0 Comments, 131 Views, 0 Votes | |
Sex , Drugs and.....Pussy Rock 2/4/2005 Jump right up and show your age if you remember fucking in the back of your 65 Mustang with the 8 track blaring Led Zeppelin 2 or Foghat's "Slow Ride", maybe Deep Purple's "Machine Head." It's nice 0 Comments, 63 Views, 0 Votes | |
CFM Pumps...Is That A Stilleto In My Eye? 2/4/2005 If a woman is walking down the street in a nice pair of stilleto heels, no matter what size, shape or color she is. she's going to turn my head. Most women know, (as I generalize again), that heels 0 Comments, 48 Views, 0 Votes | |
My Favorite Sound In The World...The Queef 2/2/2005 If you ever watch the show "Inside the Actors Studio", you know the host James Lipton always ask a number of questions at the end. One of them is "What is your favorite sound?" Normally the actors 0 Comments, 57 Views, 0 Votes | |
Horny Goatweed....Hilbilly Viagra? 1/31/2005 If you've been to your convenience store lately to pick up a pack of smokes, a Yoo Hoo and pork rinds, wait, sorry that's my list. Anyway, maybe you've seen on the counter, "Horny Goatweed." It rea 0 Comments, 213 Views, 0 Votes | |
True Confessions Of An Average Size Dick 1/31/2005 Let it be known from the top of the snow capped mountains high to the green fertile valleys below that I am a man of an average size penis. No pencil dick, nor am I hung like a ken doll, just an a 0 Comments, 117 Views, 0 Votes | |
Meet Women The Old Fashioned Way...In A Bar. 1/30/2005 Although this is a site for people seeking the pleasure of others for sex in all various fashions, fetishes, shapes, colors, ages and genders, I still like to respond to people like I just met the 0 Comments, 92 Views, 0 Votes | |
Mr Mayer I'm Ready For My Closeup Now 1/27/2005 In strolling though this website, I have to ask a question. Why the closeup shots of the coolas and the cocks? I certainly don't understand the pics of the cocks. Does this turn the women on? "He 0 Comments, 70 Views, 0 Votes | |
Did Floyd The Barber Ever Get To Shave Any Pussy? 1/25/2005 A couple of summers back, I went to Telluride Colorado for vacation. Great little town in the Rockies that has a diverse population of the obscenely rich to a big hippie community. Oprah and Tom 0 Comments, 96 Views, 0 Votes | |
Piercings And Tattoos...Less Is More 1/22/2005 I live near the beach and during the summer there's nothing hotter than to see a tanned goddess in a bikini with some angel wing tattoo on the lower arch of her back. Or another with some tribal a 0 Comments, 106 Views, 0 Votes | |
Yes You Can Do A Stripper...But It'll Cost Ya 1/21/2005 First off let me say that I love strippers. I adore them and have nothing but the highest respect for them. They are the hardest working women I know with sometimes the most hardluck life stories y 0 Comments, 121 Views, 0 Votes | |
Pissing In a Jar-O 1/21/2005 Penthouse magazine is the blame for my demise diving me into even deeper caverns of perversion. Some years ago, Penthouse started showing women pissing. Holy Smoly, I never knew I could get arous 0 Comments, 187 Views, 0 Votes |
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